More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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