where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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