from now on my penis is your penis
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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