Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
