I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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