these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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