Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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