How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we're making bets on your personal life
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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