sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
