Are we in a gay sports bar?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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