i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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