The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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