she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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