these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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