Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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