Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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