I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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