she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
