i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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