Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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