I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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