They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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