He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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