So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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