His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She announced her abortion via fbk
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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