im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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