From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
