Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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