so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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