nut hugger
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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