So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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