Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You left your phone here
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