This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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