no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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