He uses pillows to masturbate.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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