oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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