Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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