Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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