Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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