theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
be right there i have to get my cape
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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