This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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