Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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