well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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