trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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