I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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