I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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