On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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