coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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