The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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