Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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