she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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