I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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