That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
accomplished twins. life is a go
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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